New chapter incoming soon!

*looks at Mane 6*
“Yeah, they are adults.”

*looks at the rulers of Equestria*
“Also adults.”

*looks at Gilda and Gruff*
“Looks like adults to me.”

*looks at...really any ruler of any country*
“Definitely adults.”

*Looks at Thorax and Pharynx*

Slams table. “CHILDREN.”

So. New year. Can't resume random thoughts and dreams of late, but those guys on the floor above my ceiling keep me awake. Eh.

No apocalypse yet, survived again. Not that I believe in one. Still too cynical for that:

The day the pony comes to say: the apocalypse is neigh, the cynical will laugh,
for he has no time to waste on such nonsense.
And on the day the apocalypse comes, the cynical will laugh: for he was right.

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